Take Heart: Courage required!
The world according to Single Man (whose name we shall not mention…) is that men just want sex. They go to bars with the sole purpose of picking up women for sex. What kind of caveman mentality is that? Sure, we may dress nice, show a bit of leg or cleavage, or both, but are we advocating sex by merely making an effort with our appearances? I think not. Its so that after feeling invincible in our new outfit which makes our bums look good we don’t get a horrific fright when we escape to the loo, and catch sight of ourselves with raccoon eyes and sweaty pits under god awful fluorescent lights in the bathrooms.
This dating thing doesn’t have to be kak and embarrassing and all about a slinky little number underneath that slinky little number. Be real. Show him those damn freckles.
This dating thing doesn’t have to be kak and embarrassing and all about a slinky little number underneath that slinky little number. Be real. Show him those damn freckles.
Do it. Do it now.
Your honesty will be refreshing.
Your naivete will be as endearing as a golden retriever.
No wait. It’s scary. And almost as intimidating as having two hot young men on your arm. So don’t listen to me. I’m still 31/31 and single/single.
Love
Sam xoxox
Love
Sam xoxox
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